Adult Online Dating Profile Tips

Tip #1 - Be Original!

Girls get sick of reading the same old crap. They're looking for someone that can stand out from the crowd. It's just plain stupid to write something like:

I enjoy long walks on the beach, candlelit dinners and a nice quiet movie at home.

Instead write something like...

I enjoy long walks on your face, candlelit business lunches and a nice quiet horror movie ....

It might be be so sweet and romantic, but it's original and it makes you stand out from the crowd.

Tip #2 - Actually Write More Than Two Sentences

Good looks will only get you so far. Give the ladies something to read. If something like what's below is your entire profile, you have no chance.

Not sure about this adult dating thing. Met a few good people, but still have not found the perfect girl for me. Relationships are so fluid... what we have today may be gone tomorrow... live for today!

Tip #3 - Accent Your Good Qualities Without Being Arrogant

You can tell everyone you're smart without being arrogant by using what I like to call the positive/negative comment. It's pretty simple if yuo say something positive about yourself, just follow it up with something negative. Check it out:

I am very nearly a genius, but feel I'm becoming dumber each year. If you knew me when I was 12 then you knew me at my best. But, even that being the case, I still have some redeeming qualities.

In the above blurb, I have demonstrated that I'm smart, but in a way that is not boastful at all. Plus, I ended on a positive note. A woman will be much more interested in getting to know someone that does this.

You can also accomplish this in a sarcastic way

I have enough money saved to support myself for at least the next twenty years. Cut that to ten if things between us work out. Or hell maybe even less. Girls spend a lot of money it seems. Then if we have a kid, we would go through it in probably less than 5 years. I'd probably have to get a real job. So, I'm risking a lot here.

Tip #4 - Include More Than 1 Photo

Girls get suspicious if you have only one blurry photo on your profile. Wouldn't you be suspicious if it were the other way around? You don't need to post your entire family album, but throw up at least 3-5 photos of yourself. They don't have to be naked photos either! If you have a great body and want to show it off, it's ok to put a photo up of yourself at the beach. But don't put up a photo of yourself flexing in your room. You look like an idiot.